{"product_id":"alaskan-thunder-fuck-flower-thca","title":"Alaskan Thunder Fuck Flower - 28.419% (THCA)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAn American cannabis legend — grown hydroponically and lab-tested to back it up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eATF by \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/shopmaryjae.com\/collections\/vendors?q=thisthat\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ethisthat\u003c\/a\u003e is Alaskan Thunder Fuck from the Matanuska Valley, a name in High Times print since 1974 and still one of the most storied sativas in the game. This batch tests at 28.419% THCa with Limonene leading at 0.42% — which actually lines up better with the bright citrus-and-pine aroma ATF has always been described by than most database listings do. The standout on the lab report is α-Cedrene at 0.18% — a dry, woody cedar-and-pencil note that almost nothing else on the menu carries. No caryophyllene detected. Cleaner and more citrus-forward than most sativas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(223, 57, 131);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe most approachable potency in this release — and a known creeper. Give it time before reaching for more.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAroma \u0026amp; Flavor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lemon Peel | Grapefruit | Resinous Pine | Dry Cedar | Soft Floral | Cool Menthol Finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEffect:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sativa\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Energetic | Euphoric | Creative | Talkative\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGrow Method:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hydroponic\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBest For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Daytime Use | Creative Work | Getting Outside | Social Settings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTop Terpenes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Limonene (0.42%) | β-Myrcene (0.23%) | α-Cedrene (0.18%) | Linalool (0.17%) | α-Humulene (0.11%) | \u003cstrong\u003eTotal Terpenes: 1.47%\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLab Results: \u003c\/strong\u003eTHCa: 28.419% | Δ9-THC: 0.243% | Total THC: 25.167% | Total Cannabinoids: 30.497% | CBGa: 1.253%\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0766\/9393\/0041\/files\/maryjae-web-description-badge-v3.png?v=1787197833\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(223, 57, 131);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note: \u003c\/strong\u003eThis is a partner-fulfilled product and ships in 3–7 business days. If your order includes multiple products, items may ship separately and arrive in different packages, as we fulfill orders from multiple locations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"thisthat","offers":[{"title":"3.5g \/ Sativa","offer_id":46437391827001,"sku":"Alaskan Thunder Fuck-3-5","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7g \/ Sativa","offer_id":46437391859769,"sku":"Alaskan Thunder Fuck-7","price":80.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"14g \/ Sativa","offer_id":46437391892537,"sku":"Alaskan Thunder Fuck-14","price":140.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"28g \/ Sativa","offer_id":46437391925305,"sku":"Alaskan Thunder Fuck-28","price":240.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0766\/9393\/0041\/files\/Thisthat-Alaskan-Thunder-Fuck.png?v=1788333213","url":"https:\/\/shopmaryjae.com\/products\/alaskan-thunder-fuck-flower-thca","provider":"MARYJAE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}